What Songs Make You Laugh?

Here's the thread to post about songs that make you laugh
Don't forget to post the lyrics, so that we can also laugh
Mine is "F**k her gently" by Tenacious D

Here's the lyrics (censored version ):

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**kin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna F**k you softly
I'm gonna scr3w you gently
I'm gonna h*mp you sweetly
I'm gonna b@ll you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f**kin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f**kin f**k you discreetly
And then I'll f**king bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f**k you hard
Hard

Nice one! Good escape with the word censors!

hehe! mo coner sa song la! Tenacious D la plipart zot song fr gagne riyer selmen!

moi la plipart du temps bne santer techno ek bne lavoi bizar fr moi gagne riyer :Z

ena sa song i'm blue -Eiffel 65 la

li telmen con!


Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen: ...

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)
I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)
I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)
I'm blue (da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di ...)

Sa chanter la aussi fer moi rié "I have a girlfriend and she is so blue"

Deanne the arsonist by Atreyu. It makes me laugh cause it's wicked!


GO!!!

Coward, the next time you want to fuck me over stab me in the throat
(Can I still see my future in your eyes)
Or can I picture myself stone dead in your embrace
And your cruel crimson smile kills me quietly
No one could have their moments free from your withering touch...
Fuck off like you're the only one (who has ever cried or been broken by love)
Spare me your pity party drunk off your own misfortunes
Wallowing in your blissful melancholy
Can you taste my blood?
You knew that this would kill me but you carried on and on with your selfish shit.
Everyone cared about you why couldn't you
Instead your greed compelled you to steal other silver linings...
Burnt down my world, you killed my hope
Spread out the ash and walked away
How could you just close off your eyes...
Turn tail and run, you are the greatest coward
come on
Damn right I'm still pissed...
Next time I see your face we'll see who has the upper hand
Kiss my fist. Taste the floor. Tired of your games... fuck off goodbye...

lol! mbb, pena word censors? hihi

Who am I to censor a song lyrics? If you said a swear word by yourself then it'll be censored!