capital punishment joke
4 posters
Page 1 of 1
capital punishment joke
Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didnt believe in capital punishment and didnt want her personal feelings prevent justice from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness, and tried to convince her that she should serve on the jury.
Madam, he explained, This is not a murder trial! Its a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $21,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday.
Well, okay, agreed Mrs. Hunter. I'll serve. I suppose I could be wrong about capital punishment after all!
hihii! just the mention of kitchen remodeling ine fr li change d'avis!
source: http://oldnewjokes.com/capital-punishment/
Last edited by morinn on Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:47 am; edited 1 time in total
Re: capital punishment joke
in that case i would have voted for capital punishment too no matter if it does not apply to the situation
Diya- Member
-
Number of posts : 383
Age : 36
Location : curepipe
Mood :
Registration date : 2008-01-19
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|
Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:03 pm by Jevin
» Make my day...
Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:13 am by Jevin
» Been to concerts?
Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:58 pm by morinn
» Madagascar
Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:55 pm by Jevin
» Choice of template
Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:15 am by Jevin
» SozZz.net
Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:13 am by Jevin
» Larusso said on M6
Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:11 am by Jevin
» Kominalis dan Lil Zokris
Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:11 am by Lurker
» Monetizing your blog
Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:08 am by Jevin