Piece of Rubber

A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When
the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and
nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man
decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the
ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and
says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your
stick, that sound is driving me nuts!"

The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"

Hope u liked it

i have read that somewhere before but it still makes me laugh!

hihi! the sarcasm of the blind man is awesome

lol i know a joke a bit related to this. I'll try to googlefind that...

This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William's Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."

The case was dismissed.

theme du jour c contraception? hihi

Jevin wrote:This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

How can someone feel humiliated when you smile at her?

Yan c n joke sa. Pa n vrai case sa. LOL

Yan wrote:

Jevin wrote:This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

How can someone feel humiliated when you smile at her?

because even though she was pregnant the guy "lui fait du charme"

but it's just a joke soo