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So true. LOL. Mauritians rock! So say we all.

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I was forwarded these 2day: (by forwarded, i meant spammed. blargh..)
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Ene bonnefam
60ans fine fere accident et li retrouve li lor lili dan l hopital ( ene
so chacha infirmier, banne la pe soigne li bien.)Bonnefam priyer :
Bondieu ki mofine fere kifere to pe rode pran mo lavie??Bondieu dire li
: Mais zamais lavie, to ena encore 50 ans pou vive.

Bonnefam tane sa, li sauter mari content, 50 ans encore!! mo capave alle rode ene lotte ti zenesse.

Li
tirer alle guette ene chirurgien esthetique( ene lotte chacha sa)
refaire so lecoerp et so figure nette, zoli fam bien maquiller parer
pou alle chaker mais couma li sorti ene bus devire jette li lor
coaltar, direct cotte St Pierre.

Bonnefam
encolere alle guette Bondieu et dire li : meme toi pas capave fere toi
confiance, to dire moi mo ena encore 50ans pou vive et ene sel coup to
ramasse moi !!

Bondieu dire: Hein toi sa, bez sa,sorry mo pas fine reconnaite toi do matelot !!!!
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Examen Final


Ti ena 3 ploks ki ti pe ale ene grand
l'universite dans la Russie. 3 grand larakeurs ki nek content mette ene
bon nissa, mais selman kan meme sa, zote ine ressi tracer pou arriver
zotte dernier l'annee pou gagne diplome. Bane la ine bel exciter ki
zotte pe ressi ale gagne ene degre ek 1 zour avant zotte dernier
l'examen, bane ploks la decide pou ale feter. Zotte nissa ti imper trop
fort wadirer.


Tous les 3 ale dans bar, bien tappe sa
larak, ine sou pi nette. Retourne lakaz, dormi wadirer 3 trou mais ki
zamais ine gagne sommeil dans zotte la vie. Lendemain zotte lever, ene
volet hang-over pe tire manzer, ek lorla personne pane fouti fer aukene
revision narien. Bel panik lor baz, tous les 3 marier piker decide pou
ale guette professeur pou dire li fer ene lizaz.

3
ploks la ale guette professeur la, zotte avoye li ene boule, zotte dire
li ki zote ti ale visite ene fami malade bien loin dans loto, letan
retourner ene la roue ine plate. Pas ti ena personne pou aide zotte,
kestion ti bien tard, alors zotte ine bisin marcher retourne lakaz,
donc zotte ine mari feb, ek pane fouti apprane pou sa l'examen la.
Professeur la guette zotte, reflechi ene coute, li dire zotte ok, pena
probleme, nek revini lotte semaine pou l'examen la. 3 jamals la ine
mari satisfaits, zotte ine gagne ene full semaine pou apprane.

Apres
1 semaine, bane la percer, professeur la dire zotte assizer, ek donne
zotte papier l'examen la. Li dire sakene ale assize dans ene la salle
separer pou composer. 3 ploks la aller, assizer, trousse zotte la
manche tout, ek ouvert papier pou tire manzer. Hep, letan zotte ouvert
papier, ena nek 2 kestions lor la pou 100 points:

1. Ki zotte nom? (5 points)

2. Ki la roue loto ki ti plate semaine derniere? (95 points)

Zistoir Dodo

1 fois dan 1 zour, 1 bato ti jete so l'ancre au larze la cote maurice. 2 dodos ti p guet sa bane marins ki ti p ramer dan zot ti pirogue pou vine lor la cote.

"Hey, nou bizin al cachiete" premier dodo dire.

"Hein, kifer ??" deuxieme dimander.

"Parski," premier dodo dire "to pa koner nou siposer extinct, gro couyon!..pane montrer dan class EVS sa!"

1 joke pu commenC.
1 tifi dire so kamarad, "mo en 1 bon avec 1 mauvais nuvel. Lakel to envi tander avant?"
So kamarad reponne bon nuvel
"Bon nuvel seki pena mauvais nuvel"

Si so kamarad ti reponne mauvais nuvel
"Mauvais nuvel seki pena bon nuvel"

c ambigu tous ca

Quel est la difference entre Michael Shumacher et Nicolas Sarkozy ?
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Shcumacher est premier à Monté Carlo
Sarkozy est dernier à Monter Carla

Nubz wrote:Quel est la difference entre Michael Shumacher et Nicolas Sarkozy ?
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Shcumacher est premier à Monté Carlo
Sarkozy est dernier à Monter Carla

trop top!!

LOOOL Mari bon sa

great one nubz. made me laugh out loud

a guy married 3 times.
first wife he named china doll
second he named just doll
wen he married the 3rd one
wat u think he named her?

no idea

a hint?

hmm, just say it

most of us use it
it s a medicine

ok, panadol

bingo

i did not get the joke

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

a typical gal decided to play puzzle.she opeened the box n started playing.she found it too hard n phoned a guy.
guy.ther must b a pic on the box over there.
gal: a rooster.
guy: stop playin with food n put the corn flakes in the box.

It all makes sense now...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.